Miss Grass Kits: Introducing The Best Holiday Gift Ever
By Jerico MandyburI won’t lie to you, dear readers. Holiday gift-giving is out of control. Go into any store in any mall from November 1 onwards and you’ll see walls of ~stuff~. Not useful stuff. Not like in my day where gifts were utilitarian (socks) and everybody got one per person (gifts, not socks). No, no. Now it’s all fidget spinners and rainbow toys with massive eyes and whatever other tchotchkes will hold the attention of the youth for at least as long as a TikTok video.
But let’s not throw the holiday baby (Jesus?!) out with the bath water. There are still plenty of thoughtful ways to show someone—or yourself—you love and appreciate them. And one of the easiest ways to do this is to solve a problem for them. And we should know. Miss Grass has built its business on addressing the specific needs of cannabis customers, one and all. Needs that might be overlooked elsewhere, like a lack of sleep or a bout of stress. You know, life stuff.
That’s why we’re upping the ante this holiday season. Instead of just offering random solo products, we’re bundling the hell out of them.
Introducing Miss Grass Kits! They’re pretty much exactly what they sound like; bundled kits of the best highly vetted (and def recommended) federally legal hemp-derived CBD products available on Miss Grass—and a few products that have never been offered before—all in a cute AF collectible vinyl tote bag.
And the “$aving” part we mentioned at the top? You can probably guess. Buying yourself or a loved one a Miss Grass Kit means you save cash. An average of about $20, actually.
But the savings aren’t even the best part. That honor goes to the truly considerate gesture that you’re offering someone, in getting them a ~care package~ in every sense of the term. Each Kit caters to a different real-world need. And we all know at least one person whose self-care is mediocre at best.
Whether it’s helping ease stress, sleeping better, bringing more pleasure into the bedroom, or even feeling yourself in some *high* fashion—there’s a Kit with their name on it. Look at you, you generous thoughtful friend! Now let’s check out these puppies.
Miss Grass High Road Kit
Miss Grass High Road Kit, $75Miss Grass x Playboy Pleasure Kit
Not to be a cliché, but let’s talk about sex, baby! Most of us have it, even if it’s just with ourselves. And as cannabis fans will tell you, there’s a lot this plant can do to help out in the sack, from increasing blood flow, to stimulating and loosening tension, to lubricating and warming.
Miss Grass Stress Kit
Got a friend or family member who's more high-strung than usual? Maybe someone who's hit a wall? The Stress Kit has their name on it. Your best friend or parent doesn’t need to know it’s being sold as a “stress kit” after all. Just tell them it’s a CBD starter pack or a “bag of chill.” They’ll love you for it!
Miss Grass Sleep Kit
Whomst among us hasn’t struggled with a case of the wakey wakeys when we should be getting some shut-eye? But all is not lost for the sleepless. This arsenal of snooze-friendly products is the perfect place to start in 2020 when it comes to doing clean sleep right.