Miss Grass Kits: Introducing The Best Holiday Gift Ever

Photo by Cara Robbins

I won’t lie to you, dear readers. Holiday gift-giving is out of control. Go into any store in any mall from November 1 onwards and you’ll see walls of ~stuff~. Not useful stuff. Not like in my day where gifts were utilitarian (socks) and everybody got one per person (gifts, not socks). No, no. Now it’s all fidget spinners and rainbow toys with massive eyes and whatever other tchotchkes will hold the attention of the youth for at least as long as a TikTok video.

But let’s not throw the holiday baby (Jesus?!) out with the bath water. There are still plenty of thoughtful ways to show someone—or yourself—you love and appreciate them. And one of the easiest ways to do this is to solve a problem for them. And we should know. Miss Grass has built its business on addressing the specific needs of cannabis customers, one and all. Needs that might be overlooked elsewhere, like a lack of sleep or a bout of stress. You know, life stuff.

That’s why we’re upping the ante this holiday season. Instead of just offering random solo products, we’re bundling the hell out of them.

Introducing Miss Grass Kits! They’re pretty much exactly what they sound like; bundled kits of the best highly vetted (and def recommended) federally legal hemp-derived CBD products available on Miss Grass—and a few products that have never been offered before—all in a cute AF collectible vinyl tote bag.

And the “$aving” part we mentioned at the top? You can probably guess. Buying yourself or a loved one a Miss Grass Kit means you save cash. An average of about $20, actually.

But the savings aren’t even the best part. That honor goes to the truly considerate gesture that you’re offering someone, in getting them a ~care package~ in every sense of the term. Each Kit caters to a different real-world need. And we all know at least one person whose self-care is mediocre at best.

Whether it’s helping ease stress, sleeping better, bringing more pleasure into the bedroom, or even feeling yourself in some *high* fashion—there’s a Kit with their name on it. Look at you, you generous thoughtful friend! Now let’s check out these puppies.

Miss Grass High Road Kit

Miss Grass High Road KitMiss Grass High Road Kit, $75

This may or may not fall into the camp of “things I’ll be buying myself this year,” but it also makes for a delightful gift. Part of Miss Grass' latest limited-edition merch drop, the trippy t-shirt in this kit comes in smokey off-white and features some *high* art by Geneva Finklea. We also threw in our matching rose gold "WELCOME TO THE HIGH ROAD" lighter case, and your favorite CBD + Herb Mini Pre-Roll Trio. So you can look dope while you smoke, of course.

Miss Grass x Playboy Pleasure Kit

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Not to be a cliché, but let’s talk about sex, baby! Most of us have it, even if it’s just with ourselves. And as cannabis fans will tell you, there’s a lot this plant can do to help out in the sack, from increasing blood flow, to stimulating and loosening tension, to lubricating and warming. That’s why the new Miss Grass x Playboy Pleasure Kit makes the cutest self-care package for someone who needs to show themselves a little more. We’re talking an indulgent Playboy bath bomb, we’re talking Playboy's Intimacy Gel (do with it what you will). Also included isour best-selling XXX Hemp + Herb Mini Pre-Rolls for Pleasure for some extra body tingles. Sounds like a nice night in.

Miss Grass Stress Kit

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Got a friend or family member who's more high-strung than usual? Maybe someone who's hit a wall? The Stress Kit has their name on it. Your best friend or parent doesn’t need to know it’s being sold as a “stress kit” after all. Just tell them it’s a CBD starter pack or a “bag of chill.” They’ll love you for it! It features our best-selling 000 Hemp + Herb Mini Pre-Rolls for Balance, as well as a Be Calm patch from (you guessed it, the patch purveyors), The Good Patch. One of Lord Jones’ most popular products, their Old Fashioned Gumdrops, makes an appearance too. I can feel the tension dissipating already.

Miss Grass Sleep Kit

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Whomst among us hasn’t struggled with a case of the wakey wakeys when we should be getting some shut-eye? But all is not lost for the sleepless. This arsenal of snooze-friendly products is the perfect place to start in 2020 when it comes to doing clean sleep right. It features our best-selling ZZZ Hemp + Herb Mini Pre-Rolls for Sleep (including a calming blend of lavender, skullcap, and more), a Night Night sleep patch from the slow-release CBD lords over at The Good Patch, and a natural silk sleep mask from the luxe sleepwear label Lunya. Thank us in your dreams.

Jerico Mandybur is Miss Grass’ resident Weed Witch. The best-selling author, modern spiritual guide, and former editorial director of Miss Grass, is our go-to source for all things tarot, magic, and witch-related.